Pupils corner!!!!
DRUG ABUSE
Oh why……
Why or why did ever start?
I know my habit is breaking the heart
Of my mother and father
Oh why did I ever start?
Friends said bhang would help me read
So I found it easy to smoke the weed
At first just a little
And the a lot more
Oh why had I ever agreed?
They said it was ‘smart’ to take this drink
I took the first as quick as wink
Then I swiftly swallowed
One after the other
Oh why didn`t I stop to think?
So now every day I need powders and pills
For hallucinations and getting thrill
They make me feel better
But just for a minute
Oh why do I make myself ill?
By Mishi Abdalla STD 7
ORDER OF KAG
A-Acquire the desires of our hearts.
B-Become the heads and not the tails.
C-Concentrate more in education.
D-Decide on your future.
E-Eradicate failures.
F-Fight for your marks.
G-Give study ample time.
H-Having positive attitude.
I-Install education in your mind.
J-Just except defeat.
K-Keep jokes aside.
L-Limit your play time.
M-Maintain discipline always.
N-Note challenging subjects.
O-Outline any important point.
P-Practice as much as possible.
Q-Quarrel with books.
R-Revise past papers.
S-Study hard.
T-Trust in ourselves.
U-Urge others to work hard.
V-Value education.
W-Wish for the best always.
X-X-officiate knowledge.
Y-Yield positively every time.
Z-Zest for life.
By Elizabeth Mutua STD 8
YOU KNOW YOU ARE KENYAN WHEN:
You run in the rain even if you are already wet
You arrive late because you think others will arrive late too
You can’t speak your mother tongue, and you are proud of it
You refer to all detergents as `omo’
You sing and dance on the streets to show how unhappy you are with your government or employer.
By Craig Kai STD 8
Dad: Whom will you marry when you grow up?
Son: I will marry your mother
Dad: Why?
Son: Because you married my mother
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?
Pupil: All of them
Father: I want you to study hard. Books are a magic carpet that will take you all over the world
Son: It’s time they fix safety belts on books then
Dad: Why do you always eat sugar?
Susan: I don’t
Dad: Alright. Wipe the sugar on your left cheek.
By Siti Abdala STD 8
MCHONGOANO
Wewe ni mfupi hadi unapiga summersault kwa slice ya mkate
Una mdomo baggy hadi unakula avocado kama njugu
Wewe ni fala hadi unatry kuandika `O’ upside down
Ati mathako ni mnono hadi akivaa nguo ya yellow watu hufikiria ni taxi
Naskia wewe ni zuzu hadi ulienda hotel ukanunua maandazi ulipofika nyumbani ulizichemsha ndo upate soup
Eti ni mchafu hadi akipita karibu na duka sabuni zinakusengenya
Kaka yake ni mrefu kiasi cha kuwa akitenda maovu yuwapigwa ngoto na Mungu
TONGUE TWISTERS
The honest honorable horse was honored honestly and honorably by the honorable.
Selfish shame shamelessly and selfishly swindled his selfish sister.
Patient patience persistently and patiently prayed for more patience.
If a doctor falls sick and another doctor doctors the doctor, will the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor wanted to be doctored?
Let’s look for the lock and rock that rolled down the rolled robot made by robot roller
I saw a lorry rolling down valley road ferrying loads of lollipops
Did you tell her what I told you not to tell her? Yes I told her what you told me not to tell her but she told me not to tell you what you told me not to tell her
RIDDLES
At the bus stop there were three ladies who wanted to stop a bus by using of gestures. The first one shook her hand, the second one nodded her head and the last one shouted and jumped. All in all the bus stopped. Who stopped the bus?
By Ali Dola STD 7
